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HAHAHAHA. Well, well Republicans, you’ve finally done it! You’ve managed to produce something simultaneously hilarious and stunningly fresh. I mean who would have thought to twist those “priceless” MasterCard ads into a 30-second warning against Obama’s reckless shopping spree to bankrupt America? It’s just pure brilliance!
Using your ObamaCard to drown your country in debt, settle […]
Human defect Dick Cheney continued his increasingly bizarre whirlwind tour across America, bringing his unique brand of doom to select cities around the country.
Most recently, Dick took his new role as the world’s creepiest chatterbox to New York City, so he could watch his sexually confused (aka lesbian) daughter Elizabeth make him proud by spewing […]
President Barack Obama may be down with the gays (in that he doesn’t want to ship ’em off to a remote island), but some members of the rainbow mafia aren’t satisfied. I guess all of New England just isn’t good enough for some people!Those greedy gays just won’t leave Barry alone now that he […]
North Vs. South, Redux
Red states are movin’ out! America’s cuckoo southern friends have finally tired of the snooty, upper crust ways of us northern heretics and have decided to press their luck alone, without us slave-hating states to keep them down.
First, it was Texas who threatened to secede from this godless Union on account […]
America’s premier entertainer-in-chief Barack Obama did not disappoint at Washington’s annual Nerd Prom also known as the White House Correspondents’ Dinner this past Saturday night.
There, this strange man calling himself Barack Obama and claiming to be the president, brought the 2,500-3,000-strong (depending on who you ask) journalist-and-celeb-filled house down with wit, charm, and enough […]
Hi, I’m a fat pile of sh*t who spews venomous hate in the absence of having any formal education or marketable qualities other than a weirdly obsessive love of all things radio. Can I please be the leader of your Party?
Conservative radio host, hate-monger, and dear leader of the Republicans, Rush Limbaugh has no time […]
Umm, yeah, this is gonna be awkward. So I’m just gonna go ahead and save you the suspense: It’s his kid.
You already know pretty boy family man John Edwards was running around screwing some broad–er make that his mistress–while he ran for president of the world and his wife battled cancer. He’s just […]
To the shock and dismay of no one, Bank of America and Citigroup announced they are once again broke as hell and in dire need of some fresh taxpayer dough to continue squandering in obscene and offensive ways.
Stress tests of the 19 largest U.S. banks confirmed suspicions that Bank of America, Citigroup, Wells Fargo, and […]
Oh no! While America was being distracted by the pig AIDS pandemic, a much scarier virus was busy creeping across our fair land.
I’m talking of course about the dreaded gay marriage bug tearing through the Northeast this spring, easily taking Ben and Jerry’s hedonist commune Vermont, before striking New Hampshire, and now Maine. We’re talking […]
Well, well look who just went out and earned herself a little expert title while we weren’t looking. None other than ice princess Sarah Palin, governor of America’s resource-rich Russian watchdog, the great state of Alaska!
So you can imagine how delighted House Republican Whip Eric Cantor was to welcome Miss Palin as the newest shining […]
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