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CPAC: It’s Just Like Lollapalooza, Minus The Music And Fun

How Cute, A GOP Furry!

Ah yes. It is once again that beautiful time of the year when every gun-loving, gay bashing nut job from around the country descends on Washington for a rip-roaring weekend of Conservative Political Action Conference fun!

There, the brightest conservative minds in the country will gather at the Omnishore Hotel to bitch […]

Octo-Pussy? Octo-Mom Says Not So Fast!

Uh Oh. Looks like Octomom Nadya Suleman has a problem, other than her questionable mental state.

The poster mom for responsible parenting is worried the Nazis over at Kaiser Permanente Hospital won’t release her eight newborns unless she proves she can care for them.

Which may present a problem for the 33-year-old unemployed mother of 14 who’s […]

The Spy Who Shagged Me

Sex, Lies, & Videotape

Of all the ways to improve America’s standing in the Islamic world, finding out that the CIA’s top point man in Algiers has been moonlighting as a crazed sex fiend who drugs and rapes Muslim women is probably not one of them.

But, it is, unfortunately, the reality. Turns out that while Andrew […]

Must Love (Portuguese Water) Dogs

The Barry Bunch

Guess what America? Your prayers have been answered. No, your 401k hasn’t suddenly re-surged and your home is still worthless, but the Obama’s have finally decided on the newest, furriest member of the first family: a rescue Portuguese Water Dog.

Wooohooo!

“Temperamentally they’re supposed to be pretty good…it’s not small, but it’s not a huge […]

Who Needs Action When You Got Words?

In his first prime-time speech as president, Barack Obama will depart from the usual foreign policy focus to deliver a sobering assessment of the nation’s economic crisis, including details of his socialist financial rescue plan.

But unlike his predecessors, Obama also plans to “treat the American people like adults, and share the truth with them about […]

Reluctant Hero Rick Santelli Accepts Your Challenge, America!

Obama Vs. Santelli: Round ?

It’s on!

When CNBC reporter Rick Santelli went off on his wild rant about how Obama’s mortgage bailout plan forces good, hardworking Americans like himself to pay for other people’s irresponsible mistakes, he didn’t think much of it. He was just speaking from the heart.

Sure it crossed his mind that a reporter […]

Slumming With The Stars!

This year’s humbled-down “modest” Oscars were a slummin’ success–from the totally reasonable $35,000 gift bags (Hollywood bargain!) to the rags-to-riches Mumbai darling Slumdog Millionaire snagging 8 Academy Awards including Best Picture and Best Director.

Heath Ledger rightfully won Best Supporting Actor and not just because he died, but because no one plays a psycho, demented scar-faced […]

The More You Spend, The More You Save!

Hmmm, This Is Harder Than I Thought

After a busy week stimulating America, Redistributionist-in-Chief is at it again, pushing another one of his ambitious goals to rescue the country. This time, Comrade Barry plans to cut the annual deficit at least in half by the end of his term. Ha ha that’s a good one.

I […]

Imagine How Much Frankincense $787 Billion Could Buy!

Opponents of Barack Obama’s $787 billion stimulus bill are looking to none other than El Savior Jesus Christ to show America the true evils of pork-filled legislation.Now, the same conservative group that showed us the truth about Barack Hussein Obama and his terrorist pal Bill Ayers, is taking on the newest apocalypse of doom, liberal […]

Hip-Hop Michael Steele Goes Off The Hook

You remember Michael Steele don’t you? The newly elected Republican National Committee Chairman who beat out those other two Klansman in a surprise upset to become the first black head of the RNC?

Well that’s not the only surprise Mr. Steele has in store.

First comes the “off the hook” public relations offensive to attract younger […]